Joe Torre's Nose Cloned In A Popcorn Miracle

POPCORN NOSE
I couldn't eat it. It wouldn't be right. The moment I saw those two familiar sad nostrils staring up at me, I knew exactly who it belonged to--not to mention that the thought of eating a nose wrecked my appetite.
So okay, we all figured you can't get popcorn out of Joe Torre's nose; but what we now learn is that you can definitely get Joe Torre's million dollar schnoz out of a bag of popcorn!
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