Sunday, July 29, 2007
Tapatio Hot Sauce
You are bidding on a bottle of Tapatio Hot Sauce (not for human consumption).
Anything that comes with the bottle is a gift from me to you.
Usted manda en una botella de Tapatio la Salsa Caliente (no para consumo humano).
Algo que viene con la botella es un regalo de mí a usted.
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Crayola Crayons
CRAYOLA CRAYONS
8 CRAYONS AND A BIG BONUS PRIZE $$$$ / TRUSTED SELLER
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 8 PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS. THIS ITEM IN PREFERRED BY ALL TEACHERS. ALL 8 CRAYONS ARE NON-TOXIC.
YOU GET 8 COLORS IN ALL (RED, YELLOW, GREEN, ORANGE, BROWN, BLUE, VIOLET, BLACK). ALL 8 CRAYONS HAVE BRIGHT AND VIVID COLOR TO IT.
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Warning Signs For Idiots
* WARNING SIGNS for IDIOTS * Funny College Poster__L@@K
This Poster is Simply Awesome!
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Mary Jane
Double Barrelled Peanut
Ladies and Gentlemen! There i was the other night innocently drinking a coldie, shelling peanuts on the side because the Mrs says i am too fat to eat chips,when i found it. Try shelling this baby one handed! I am a habitual peanut eater and buy em in shells cause it takes longer to eat em. In between swigging from me can scratching me nuts and burping in pefect tune it appeared.
I bellowed to the wench to look at my find but the chain was too tight and would not stretch to me couch. Anyway after i unlocked her, "house needed vacuuming" she said thats a weird one! Heated debate then ensued, including the neighbours who came over for a look therefore we had a masdebate. News spread soon and every elephant from every zoo placed a trunk call to leave a bid.
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I Will Tattoo Anything!!
I Will Tattoo anything on my Body of your Choice! READ!
This is a once in a Lifetime Oppurtunity to bid on A Walking Billboard!! I am prepared to have the winning bidder arrange to have anything tattooed on my Body.
You will be able to have any space on my body except for the Head, Face, Privates, or Palms. I Personally would prefer to have it on my back. The about of space would be 6 Inches by 6 Inches but is negotiable.
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Who Let The Tiger Out??
Who let the tiger out of the bag?
Was it one of my daughters?
All I know is I now have and empty box and that is what you are bidding on...
Items which I have pulled from my inventory to put into this empty box are:
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Potato Chip Crumbs
Hello have you ever wondered what to do with the the crumbs and the handful of chips left at the bottom of the bag? Every home has that situation where someone leaves just a sip of milk left in the jug, a little sliver of pie or a bag of chips with just the crumbs and broken chips left at the bottom of the bag.
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My House In Kansas
You are Bidding on My House!!
Whatever I leave in the house is a gift!!
My House is located in Haysville Kansas.VERY close to Wichita & Derby.
In a nice neighborhood!Park and schools are VERY close!!
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Magic Pet Rock
Here is my lone, magical, piggy pet rock. He has seen me through lots of tears and laughter.
He is magical because no matter what I'm going through I look down into my hand and there he is with his smiling piggy face looking at me and I always feel better.
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My Wedding Photo Album
Isn't it crazy how you can pay so much for something that can instantly be worthless?
Not my marriage - the wedding album.
We were married in 2000 and divorced in 2004.
Now I have this album.
The pictures are BEAUTIFUL and the memories are great...
I just don't want this anymore.
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Sketch of the Invisible Man
As many of you know, Strait Jack Inc. has an accomplished artist, Justin Sane, Who creates some of the more popular & entertaining artwork for the rabid fans of various movies, musical groups & TV shows.
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Mom's Mystery Money Soap
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MOMSMYSTERY MONEY SOAP AUCTION!
DO YOU HAVE LOVED ONES IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS HAVING TO KEEP AFTER TO GET THEM TO WASH UP?
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Do You Have A Pain In The Anus?
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY PREPARATION H AUCTION!!
THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL YOU EBAYERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE EVER HAD SOMEONE THAT HAS GIVEN YOU THE SAME DISCOMFORT AS A HEMORRHOID!
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Lost Spells
My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel. (Pictured above with a male Witch!)
When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells. My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.
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Broken Blue Frisbee Mystery Auction
This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery, or give a way.
You are bidding on a broken blue frisbee & only a broken blue frisbee.
Anything that comes with this frisbee is a gift from me to you.
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Get A Card
First OF all I must State that this auction is NOT a lottery, Raffle, Prize Drawing, or ANY type of Gambling, Game of Chance/Skill, Opportunity, Giveaway, Sweepstakes, Pool,
Contest/Competition, Wager/Betting Opportunity in any shape, form, or fashion. In addition, participants in this auction are not "winning" anything, as I am not distributing "Prizes" or monetary compensation as a "Prize".
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Human Sexuality
Be the Sexuality Expert - KNOW how to please your partner
with this comprehensive book on Human Sexuality.
Knowing how everything works will - make you an EXPERT in Love Making.
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Koopa Art
Invest In Iraq
1000 New Iraq Dinars...
This is the opportunity of a LIFETIME! Purchase the new IRAQ DINAR.
It's value has been SKYROCKETING since it's inception in 2003.
You can buy them here for $2.99 per thousand, and experts are saying that it could very well return to it's NORMAL value of close to $3100.00 per thousand!
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Gold 100 Dollar Bill
100 US-Dollar banknote made with pure 999.9 gold!
* Exclusively by Goldcoast * Unique Design * Real Gold * Hand Made *
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Slippery Sex Sheets
SEX SHEETS WITH BODY PAINT
Perfect for slippery massages, food play or oil-wrestling, the Slippery Sex Sheet Set can inspire hours of erotic fun!
The set includes a re-usable, E-Z clean, plastic bed sheet and three bottles of blacklight activated glow-in-the-dark scented, squirtable neon body paints.
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Anti-Bush
Anit-Bush President George Bush Bushisms Poster FUNNY.
This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.
It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks.
It is VERY rare!
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Used Wedding Band
10 K White Gold Wedding Band.
This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery or give a way.
You are bidding on a wedding bank & only a wedding band.
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Haunted Ring Brings Love
I would first like to note that I am a scientific, empirical thinker. I am very skeptical of ghosts, magic, and any other force, being,
or power that I cannot prove through the means of science. With that in mind, I would like to share with you my experience owning the item for sale.
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What Is It
Flaming Love
Flying Pig
Ice Bat
JUST RELEASED!!
NEW 2 foot tall giant ICEBAT!!
GREAT GIFT!
photo shows regular size Icebat
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Mystery Easter Egg Hunt
THE MYSTERY EASTER EGG HUNT!
On to the good stuff!
So here's how it works - you purchase a Mystery Easter Egg from me.
As a thank you for your purchase, I will open your egg and see what gift is listed inside.
The gift I see is the gift you receive!
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Heathen With Crow
Monday, July 16, 2007
Barefeet Unique Foot Photograph
Mystery Envelope Money Game!
Yep, IT'S BACK!!
eBay's First Original Mystery E-Envelope Money Game!
The ONLY MYSTERY AUCTION ON eBay WITH REAL PAYOUTS!
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Charred Elmo Remains From Hell
In this auction the bidding is for a cute little Elmo book with sound effects and charred mini Elmo remains left over from the making of the video "Tickle Me Elmo Burns in Hell".
The legs have been severed from the torso with nice sharp scissors. Happy bidding!
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Lure Him
Pheromones send out silent, subconscious scent signals to the opposite sex that naturally trigger romantic feelings.
This scientifically designed pheromone-based fragrance provides you with one of the most precious and powerful forces of nature.
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Hand Slapper!
100 Spells On CD!
TWO MAGICK CDs IN ONE!
ALL NEW VERSION 3.0!
The Book of Shadows and The Compendium of High Magick
ALL ON ONE CD!
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Haunted Pics, Hypnotize Anyone!
All the secrets of hypnosis are laid bare in this amazing CD-ROM!
You will be able to hypnotize anyone!
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Mysterious Buried Treasure
The area I live in is rich with legend and lore involving Buried Treasures, Indians, and Civil War Camps.
The local cemetary boasts a monument which proclaims the first internment took place in 1873 and not far from here is a park which stands on the grounds of a Historical Fort which was used during the American Indian War in the 1790's.
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Model WooHoos
You too can model WooHoos floatation device.
Lets get the party started with the traveling WooHoo floation device!
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Holy Cow
The Super GIGACD 2006!
This Package is being offered FOR A LIMITED TIME!
YOU COULD REALLY USE THIS SOFTWARE AND SO COULD YOUR FRIENDS SO BE SURE TO BID ON SEVERAL COPIES BECAUSE THIS MAKES A GREAT GIFT!
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French Bistro Absinthe Spoon and Sugar Cubes
WHAT IS ABSINTHE?
ABSINTHE ON THE NET
French Bistro Absinthe Spoon & 10 LARGE Absinthe Cubes.
Classic styling and design make the French Bistro Absinthe Spoon one of my best sellers. It brings the ambiance of France into your home. No Passprt required. Sugar cubes included. Imported from France.
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Brainwashing Kit
FOR THIS AUCTION ONLY.. I will also send you $150.00 in Seduction Bonus downloads sent direct to your E-mail with this course!
Just in time… A NEW, CONFIDENT you that will be pleasing your needs as well as SEDUCING the Needs of ANY GIRL. Released one more time, This course offers you things that NO OTHER COURSE CAN, shop around, see for yourself but come back soon because this auction WILL SELL OUT as it will be ONLY SET FOR (3) days!!!
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Sunday, July 15, 2007
STFU
Hi you are bidding on my drawing of STFU!!!
Please CLICK HERE TO WATCH MY AUCTION!!!
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First Grail
The picture itself is in MINT condition. It features a young girl in a blue dress with big Bug Eyes and a tear drop down her right eye! The painting is called "First Grail" which was produced in 1962!
It's very wierd on how I obtained this painting... I was at an estate sale and I bought this because I remembered the Hasbro company doll "Little Ms. No Name." I originally thought to myself a Little Miss No Name PAINTING must be worth something and I'd try to sell it on eBay...
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1 Night with a Tech Geek
You are bidding on a single date with James B. the recently divorced Tech Geek from Los Angeles. James is a 28 year old Director of Technology for a company in Chatsworth, CA.
Some of his likes are music, DJing, dancing, wine, cars and ,of course, computers. He is a very sincere and fun person to be around. You will be able to choose where you go and what your itinerary for the evening will be.
There is, of course, some stipulations as to what can happen and what goes on during the date.
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Save a Honeybee!
Mysteryholics-Worldwide
SAVE A HONEY BEE MYSTERY AUCTION
Heres the deal fellow Mysteryholics and eBayers. The honey bee population is at an ALL TIME low!!
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Naughty Tooth Fairy Returns
Last night the Tooth Fairy came and filled up my pillowcase full of naughty and nice gifts you don't want to miss it.
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Kangaroo Scrotum Coin Bags
(3) GENUINE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCHES (Selling as one lot) With beaded leather drawstring and embossed 'Australia kangaroo pouch' logo.
Wonderful mementos and show pieces, or conversation dropper/stoppers! These have been professionally tanned - beautiful lightweight hard wearing leather embossed with official stamp.
These make great gifts - even for Gals -or can be sold for a profit (they usually fetch a high price)
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Penis Belly Button Ring
YES FREE SHIPPING! ALL OF MY JEWELRY ITEMS HAVE FREE U.S. AND CANADA SHIPPING NO MATTER HOW MANY PIECES YOU BUY! This auction is for a ALL STAINLESS penis belly button ring.The wild thing about this one is it has a small ring on the back that you pull to actually make this penis move up and down! It is halarious!
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Redneck Horn
The New 10 Saying Redneck Horn. This is the new Rage. Mount it on your Dash and when someone cuts you off, Press the horn button and you will hear What The Hell was that manuver! Get the Hell out of my way! Are you Frekin Blind!? Slow down dumbass, Walmart 's open all night!! and others. I would say Rated 'R', This one has them all! I will throw in the battery..(does not hook up to car horn.
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Hematite Singing Magnets
Fascinating Hematite Singing Magnetic Balls.
These things are totally addicting.
Great for kids 8 to 108.
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Winking El Diablo
Grinning & winking El Diablo head.
Mr. El Diablo would look very hot riding shotgun hanging from your rear view mirror, just winking & smiling the miles away with you.
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Vampire's Garden
It all began in 1883 in the small town of Exeter, R.I. when George Brown's wife Mary Brown succumbed to a mysteriour illness. Six months later, his 20 year old daughter Mary Olive also died.
On January 19, 1892, Mr. Brown's 19 year old daughter Mercy fell ill and also died of the mystery illness. Without cause or warning, Mr. Brown's teenage son Edwin Brown quite suddenly became frail and sickly. The people of Exeter Woods began reporting nocturnal sightings of the ghost of Mercy Brown...
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1 Dozen Rattle Snake Eggs!
wholesale lot of 12 items!
A great prank!
A noise and vibration prank that works by making people think it contains hatched rattlesnake snakes.
When they open the envelope it releases a wound up elastic band and this makes a washer rattle in the bag.
This can be reused in a variety of situations. Try putting one in a greetings card for a nervous friend!
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Stripper Pole Dancer
Welcome to a new era in auto accessories, the Car Kittens. Each of our Kittens boasts her own unique personality and traits. Each of the girls are straight out of the world famous strip clubs of Las Vegas.
It's simple, just slide the doll down your car antenna, and she will give you miles of pole dances, every time you drive. Unlike the real strippers of Vegas, these are low maintenance, and you'll be able to hang on to your dollar bills.
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Looknies Mooning Window Hanging Guy
Lady In Black
LADY IN BLACK!! WOW WOW WOW!!
(1) SIX FOOT REAL BLACK FEATHER BOA
(6) 33" METALLIC RED LOVE BEAD NECKLACES
(1) SET BLACK FURRY HANDCUFFS WITH KEYS
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Paris As Seen Through The Eyes...
PARIS AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A BLIND MAN
THIS ORIGINAL WORK OF ART TOOK HOURS TO CREATE AND IS EVEN HAND SIGNED BY THE ARTIST! FRAMED IT MEASURES A STUNNING 6" X 8".
LOOK CLOSELY AND YOU WILL SEE THE ARC DE TRIOMPHE, THE LOUVRE, EIFFEL TOWER AND EVEN FELLOW ARTISTS ON THE BANKS OF THE SEINE.
WHETHER YOU ARE A CASUAL ART COLLECTOR OR AN INVESTOR LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF ART WHICH IS SURE TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, YOU MUST ADD THIS TO YOUR COLLECTION.
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Elvis Presley Birth Marriage and Death
He was (and is still) the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL. To honor Elvis Presley and his contribution to the music scene, I am offering a special auction for certificates of his time with us.
First, this is a copy of his birth certificate, second is a copy of his marriage lisence to Priscilla, and third is his autopsy report (2 sided). That's right ... you get all three!
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Buy My Hot Boxes
What I have to offer is Buy it Now Mystery Boxes!!!
These are not just any boxes!
These boxes will come to your door with Fabulous Gifts!
The retail value of these boxes will be at least 5X retail of the Buy It Now price!
There will be NO losers in this auction!
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Snow Parties
D' ziner Snow
Instant Snow
Just add water, mix & play..
Kids & adults love to play in the snow.
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Wacky Packages Promotional Bonnett
Good shape not sure when exactly made,,,
has a ton of the cards on it in a patern not homade...
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French Maid Et La Toilette
Get your morning paper here!
Here's something to give a brand new meaning to "oui oui!"
It's a delightful FRENCH MAID TOILET PAPER HOLDER!
Give your family and friends a tickle (a french tickle?) with this delightful bathroom accessory.
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Will You Blow My Monkey?
PLEASE HELP! AS YOU CAN SEE MY MONKEY DESPERATELY NEEDS A BLOW.
BE THE HIGH BIDDER ON THIS AUCTION AND YOU CAN BLOW MY MONKEY ANYTIME YOU LIKE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!
NOTE: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS AUCTION
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