Sunday, July 29, 2007
Tapatio Hot Sauce
You are bidding on a bottle of Tapatio Hot Sauce (not for human consumption).
Anything that comes with the bottle is a gift from me to you.
Usted manda en una botella de Tapatio la Salsa Caliente (no para consumo humano).
Algo que viene con la botella es un regalo de mí a usted.
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Crayola Crayons
CRAYOLA CRAYONS
8 CRAYONS AND A BIG BONUS PRIZE $$$$ / TRUSTED SELLER
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A 8 PACK OF CRAYOLA CRAYONS. THIS ITEM IN PREFERRED BY ALL TEACHERS. ALL 8 CRAYONS ARE NON-TOXIC.
YOU GET 8 COLORS IN ALL (RED, YELLOW, GREEN, ORANGE, BROWN, BLUE, VIOLET, BLACK). ALL 8 CRAYONS HAVE BRIGHT AND VIVID COLOR TO IT.
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Warning Signs For Idiots
* WARNING SIGNS for IDIOTS * Funny College Poster__L@@K
This Poster is Simply Awesome!
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Mary Jane
Double Barrelled Peanut
Ladies and Gentlemen! There i was the other night innocently drinking a coldie, shelling peanuts on the side because the Mrs says i am too fat to eat chips,when i found it. Try shelling this baby one handed! I am a habitual peanut eater and buy em in shells cause it takes longer to eat em. In between swigging from me can scratching me nuts and burping in pefect tune it appeared.
I bellowed to the wench to look at my find but the chain was too tight and would not stretch to me couch. Anyway after i unlocked her, "house needed vacuuming" she said thats a weird one! Heated debate then ensued, including the neighbours who came over for a look therefore we had a masdebate. News spread soon and every elephant from every zoo placed a trunk call to leave a bid.
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I Will Tattoo Anything!!
I Will Tattoo anything on my Body of your Choice! READ!
This is a once in a Lifetime Oppurtunity to bid on A Walking Billboard!! I am prepared to have the winning bidder arrange to have anything tattooed on my Body.
You will be able to have any space on my body except for the Head, Face, Privates, or Palms. I Personally would prefer to have it on my back. The about of space would be 6 Inches by 6 Inches but is negotiable.
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Who Let The Tiger Out??
Who let the tiger out of the bag?
Was it one of my daughters?
All I know is I now have and empty box and that is what you are bidding on...
Items which I have pulled from my inventory to put into this empty box are:
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Potato Chip Crumbs
Hello have you ever wondered what to do with the the crumbs and the handful of chips left at the bottom of the bag? Every home has that situation where someone leaves just a sip of milk left in the jug, a little sliver of pie or a bag of chips with just the crumbs and broken chips left at the bottom of the bag.
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My House In Kansas
You are Bidding on My House!!
Whatever I leave in the house is a gift!!
My House is located in Haysville Kansas.VERY close to Wichita & Derby.
In a nice neighborhood!Park and schools are VERY close!!
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Wednesday, July 18, 2007
Magic Pet Rock
Here is my lone, magical, piggy pet rock. He has seen me through lots of tears and laughter.
He is magical because no matter what I'm going through I look down into my hand and there he is with his smiling piggy face looking at me and I always feel better.
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My Wedding Photo Album
Isn't it crazy how you can pay so much for something that can instantly be worthless?
Not my marriage - the wedding album.
We were married in 2000 and divorced in 2004.
Now I have this album.
The pictures are BEAUTIFUL and the memories are great...
I just don't want this anymore.
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Sketch of the Invisible Man
As many of you know, Strait Jack Inc. has an accomplished artist, Justin Sane, Who creates some of the more popular & entertaining artwork for the rabid fans of various movies, musical groups & TV shows.
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Mom's Mystery Money Soap
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MOMSMYSTERY MONEY SOAP AUCTION!
DO YOU HAVE LOVED ONES IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU ARE ALWAYS HAVING TO KEEP AFTER TO GET THEM TO WASH UP?
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Do You Have A Pain In The Anus?
HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY PREPARATION H AUCTION!!
THIS AUCTION IS FOR ALL YOU EBAYERS OUT THERE WHO HAVE EVER HAD SOMEONE THAT HAS GIVEN YOU THE SAME DISCOMFORT AS A HEMORRHOID!
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Lost Spells
My Great Grandmother was a well Known Witch in Upstate New York. Her name was Lady Isabel. (Pictured above with a male Witch!)
When she died, my Grandmother, her daughter, inherited a trunk that contained her collection of spells. My Grandmother, in turn, left them to me when she passed on.
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Broken Blue Frisbee Mystery Auction
This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery, or give a way.
You are bidding on a broken blue frisbee & only a broken blue frisbee.
Anything that comes with this frisbee is a gift from me to you.
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Get A Card
First OF all I must State that this auction is NOT a lottery, Raffle, Prize Drawing, or ANY type of Gambling, Game of Chance/Skill, Opportunity, Giveaway, Sweepstakes, Pool,
Contest/Competition, Wager/Betting Opportunity in any shape, form, or fashion. In addition, participants in this auction are not "winning" anything, as I am not distributing "Prizes" or monetary compensation as a "Prize".
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Human Sexuality
Be the Sexuality Expert - KNOW how to please your partner
with this comprehensive book on Human Sexuality.
Knowing how everything works will - make you an EXPERT in Love Making.
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Koopa Art
Invest In Iraq
1000 New Iraq Dinars...
This is the opportunity of a LIFETIME! Purchase the new IRAQ DINAR.
It's value has been SKYROCKETING since it's inception in 2003.
You can buy them here for $2.99 per thousand, and experts are saying that it could very well return to it's NORMAL value of close to $3100.00 per thousand!
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Gold 100 Dollar Bill
100 US-Dollar banknote made with pure 999.9 gold!
* Exclusively by Goldcoast * Unique Design * Real Gold * Hand Made *
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Tuesday, July 17, 2007
Slippery Sex Sheets
SEX SHEETS WITH BODY PAINT
Perfect for slippery massages, food play or oil-wrestling, the Slippery Sex Sheet Set can inspire hours of erotic fun!
The set includes a re-usable, E-Z clean, plastic bed sheet and three bottles of blacklight activated glow-in-the-dark scented, squirtable neon body paints.
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Anti-Bush
Anit-Bush President George Bush Bushisms Poster FUNNY.
This is an amazing poster in PERFECT condition.
It measures approx. 24 x 36 and is much better than the picture looks.
It is VERY rare!
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Used Wedding Band
10 K White Gold Wedding Band.
This is not a raffle, sweepstakes, lottery or give a way.
You are bidding on a wedding bank & only a wedding band.
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Haunted Ring Brings Love
I would first like to note that I am a scientific, empirical thinker. I am very skeptical of ghosts, magic, and any other force, being,
or power that I cannot prove through the means of science. With that in mind, I would like to share with you my experience owning the item for sale.
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What Is It
Flaming Love
Flying Pig
Ice Bat
JUST RELEASED!!
NEW 2 foot tall giant ICEBAT!!
GREAT GIFT!
photo shows regular size Icebat
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Mystery Easter Egg Hunt
THE MYSTERY EASTER EGG HUNT!
On to the good stuff!
So here's how it works - you purchase a Mystery Easter Egg from me.
As a thank you for your purchase, I will open your egg and see what gift is listed inside.
The gift I see is the gift you receive!
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Heathen With Crow
Monday, July 16, 2007
Barefeet Unique Foot Photograph
Mystery Envelope Money Game!
Yep, IT'S BACK!!
eBay's First Original Mystery E-Envelope Money Game!
The ONLY MYSTERY AUCTION ON eBay WITH REAL PAYOUTS!
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Charred Elmo Remains From Hell
In this auction the bidding is for a cute little Elmo book with sound effects and charred mini Elmo remains left over from the making of the video "Tickle Me Elmo Burns in Hell".
The legs have been severed from the torso with nice sharp scissors. Happy bidding!
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Lure Him
Pheromones send out silent, subconscious scent signals to the opposite sex that naturally trigger romantic feelings.
This scientifically designed pheromone-based fragrance provides you with one of the most precious and powerful forces of nature.
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Hand Slapper!
100 Spells On CD!
TWO MAGICK CDs IN ONE!
ALL NEW VERSION 3.0!
The Book of Shadows and The Compendium of High Magick
ALL ON ONE CD!
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Haunted Pics, Hypnotize Anyone!
All the secrets of hypnosis are laid bare in this amazing CD-ROM!
You will be able to hypnotize anyone!
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Mysterious Buried Treasure
The area I live in is rich with legend and lore involving Buried Treasures, Indians, and Civil War Camps.
The local cemetary boasts a monument which proclaims the first internment took place in 1873 and not far from here is a park which stands on the grounds of a Historical Fort which was used during the American Indian War in the 1790's.
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Model WooHoos
You too can model WooHoos floatation device.
Lets get the party started with the traveling WooHoo floation device!
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Holy Cow
The Super GIGACD 2006!
This Package is being offered FOR A LIMITED TIME!
YOU COULD REALLY USE THIS SOFTWARE AND SO COULD YOUR FRIENDS SO BE SURE TO BID ON SEVERAL COPIES BECAUSE THIS MAKES A GREAT GIFT!
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French Bistro Absinthe Spoon and Sugar Cubes
WHAT IS ABSINTHE?
ABSINTHE ON THE NET
French Bistro Absinthe Spoon & 10 LARGE Absinthe Cubes.
Classic styling and design make the French Bistro Absinthe Spoon one of my best sellers. It brings the ambiance of France into your home. No Passprt required. Sugar cubes included. Imported from France.
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Brainwashing Kit
FOR THIS AUCTION ONLY.. I will also send you $150.00 in Seduction Bonus downloads sent direct to your E-mail with this course!
Just in time… A NEW, CONFIDENT you that will be pleasing your needs as well as SEDUCING the Needs of ANY GIRL. Released one more time, This course offers you things that NO OTHER COURSE CAN, shop around, see for yourself but come back soon because this auction WILL SELL OUT as it will be ONLY SET FOR (3) days!!!
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Sunday, July 15, 2007
STFU
Hi you are bidding on my drawing of STFU!!!
Please CLICK HERE TO WATCH MY AUCTION!!!
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First Grail
The picture itself is in MINT condition. It features a young girl in a blue dress with big Bug Eyes and a tear drop down her right eye! The painting is called "First Grail" which was produced in 1962!
It's very wierd on how I obtained this painting... I was at an estate sale and I bought this because I remembered the Hasbro company doll "Little Ms. No Name." I originally thought to myself a Little Miss No Name PAINTING must be worth something and I'd try to sell it on eBay...
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1 Night with a Tech Geek
You are bidding on a single date with James B. the recently divorced Tech Geek from Los Angeles. James is a 28 year old Director of Technology for a company in Chatsworth, CA.
Some of his likes are music, DJing, dancing, wine, cars and ,of course, computers. He is a very sincere and fun person to be around. You will be able to choose where you go and what your itinerary for the evening will be.
There is, of course, some stipulations as to what can happen and what goes on during the date.
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Save a Honeybee!
Mysteryholics-Worldwide
SAVE A HONEY BEE MYSTERY AUCTION
Heres the deal fellow Mysteryholics and eBayers. The honey bee population is at an ALL TIME low!!
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Naughty Tooth Fairy Returns
Last night the Tooth Fairy came and filled up my pillowcase full of naughty and nice gifts you don't want to miss it.
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Kangaroo Scrotum Coin Bags
(3) GENUINE KANGAROO SCROTUM COIN POUCHES (Selling as one lot) With beaded leather drawstring and embossed 'Australia kangaroo pouch' logo.
Wonderful mementos and show pieces, or conversation dropper/stoppers! These have been professionally tanned - beautiful lightweight hard wearing leather embossed with official stamp.
These make great gifts - even for Gals -or can be sold for a profit (they usually fetch a high price)
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Penis Belly Button Ring
YES FREE SHIPPING! ALL OF MY JEWELRY ITEMS HAVE FREE U.S. AND CANADA SHIPPING NO MATTER HOW MANY PIECES YOU BUY! This auction is for a ALL STAINLESS penis belly button ring.The wild thing about this one is it has a small ring on the back that you pull to actually make this penis move up and down! It is halarious!
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Redneck Horn
The New 10 Saying Redneck Horn. This is the new Rage. Mount it on your Dash and when someone cuts you off, Press the horn button and you will hear What The Hell was that manuver! Get the Hell out of my way! Are you Frekin Blind!? Slow down dumbass, Walmart 's open all night!! and others. I would say Rated 'R', This one has them all! I will throw in the battery..(does not hook up to car horn.
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Hematite Singing Magnets
Fascinating Hematite Singing Magnetic Balls.
These things are totally addicting.
Great for kids 8 to 108.
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Winking El Diablo
Grinning & winking El Diablo head.
Mr. El Diablo would look very hot riding shotgun hanging from your rear view mirror, just winking & smiling the miles away with you.
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Vampire's Garden
It all began in 1883 in the small town of Exeter, R.I. when George Brown's wife Mary Brown succumbed to a mysteriour illness. Six months later, his 20 year old daughter Mary Olive also died.
On January 19, 1892, Mr. Brown's 19 year old daughter Mercy fell ill and also died of the mystery illness. Without cause or warning, Mr. Brown's teenage son Edwin Brown quite suddenly became frail and sickly. The people of Exeter Woods began reporting nocturnal sightings of the ghost of Mercy Brown...
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1 Dozen Rattle Snake Eggs!
wholesale lot of 12 items!
A great prank!
A noise and vibration prank that works by making people think it contains hatched rattlesnake snakes.
When they open the envelope it releases a wound up elastic band and this makes a washer rattle in the bag.
This can be reused in a variety of situations. Try putting one in a greetings card for a nervous friend!
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Stripper Pole Dancer
Welcome to a new era in auto accessories, the Car Kittens. Each of our Kittens boasts her own unique personality and traits. Each of the girls are straight out of the world famous strip clubs of Las Vegas.
It's simple, just slide the doll down your car antenna, and she will give you miles of pole dances, every time you drive. Unlike the real strippers of Vegas, these are low maintenance, and you'll be able to hang on to your dollar bills.
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Looknies Mooning Window Hanging Guy
Lady In Black
LADY IN BLACK!! WOW WOW WOW!!
(1) SIX FOOT REAL BLACK FEATHER BOA
(6) 33" METALLIC RED LOVE BEAD NECKLACES
(1) SET BLACK FURRY HANDCUFFS WITH KEYS
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Paris As Seen Through The Eyes...
PARIS AS SEEN THROUGH THE EYES OF A BLIND MAN
THIS ORIGINAL WORK OF ART TOOK HOURS TO CREATE AND IS EVEN HAND SIGNED BY THE ARTIST! FRAMED IT MEASURES A STUNNING 6" X 8".
LOOK CLOSELY AND YOU WILL SEE THE ARC DE TRIOMPHE, THE LOUVRE, EIFFEL TOWER AND EVEN FELLOW ARTISTS ON THE BANKS OF THE SEINE.
WHETHER YOU ARE A CASUAL ART COLLECTOR OR AN INVESTOR LOOKING FOR A PIECE OF ART WHICH IS SURE TO APPRECIATE IN VALUE, YOU MUST ADD THIS TO YOUR COLLECTION.
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Elvis Presley Birth Marriage and Death
He was (and is still) the KING OF ROCK AND ROLL. To honor Elvis Presley and his contribution to the music scene, I am offering a special auction for certificates of his time with us.
First, this is a copy of his birth certificate, second is a copy of his marriage lisence to Priscilla, and third is his autopsy report (2 sided). That's right ... you get all three!
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Buy My Hot Boxes
What I have to offer is Buy it Now Mystery Boxes!!!
These are not just any boxes!
These boxes will come to your door with Fabulous Gifts!
The retail value of these boxes will be at least 5X retail of the Buy It Now price!
There will be NO losers in this auction!
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Snow Parties
D' ziner Snow
Instant Snow
Just add water, mix & play..
Kids & adults love to play in the snow.
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Wacky Packages Promotional Bonnett
Good shape not sure when exactly made,,,
has a ton of the cards on it in a patern not homade...
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French Maid Et La Toilette
Get your morning paper here!
Here's something to give a brand new meaning to "oui oui!"
It's a delightful FRENCH MAID TOILET PAPER HOLDER!
Give your family and friends a tickle (a french tickle?) with this delightful bathroom accessory.
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Will You Blow My Monkey?
PLEASE HELP! AS YOU CAN SEE MY MONKEY DESPERATELY NEEDS A BLOW.
BE THE HIGH BIDDER ON THIS AUCTION AND YOU CAN BLOW MY MONKEY ANYTIME YOU LIKE IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME!
NOTE: NO ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS AUCTION
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Nude Beach Sign
This is a REAL METAL SIGN (don't be fooled by cheap plastic copies) The sign is 12" by 18". FULLY WEATHERPROOF and able to withstand any outdoor elements, put it in the snow bank or the hot sun beating down!
There are no pre-drilled holes because everyone has a different way of displaying their sign so we thought we would not limit you to drilled hole mounting only. If you would like to mount it to a pole or on a wall you could easily drill holes to do so. This Sign is handmade in Montpelier, Vermont at our custom printing studio by our creative team.
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Inspector Needs Your Help
MEET The INSPECTOR!
He's come across another mystery!!
He needs to solve this case & fast!
But..... He needs your help!
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Cheese
One Dead Bug
This auction is for one Dead Bug.
As a member in good standing of The National Dead Bug Owners Association I guarantee this to be an authentic Dead Bug.
We do not deal in fake or live Dead Bugs.
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Phones From The Past
IF THIS DOESNT BRING BACK MEMORIES OF THE PAST YOUR TOO YOUNG TO GET IT. BEFORE THE PHONES OF TODAY TWO CANS WITH A LONG STRING MADE A WONDERFUL WAY TO VISIT WITH YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT SECRETS, GIRLS, AND ALL THOSE OTHER THINGS THAT SEEMED IMPORTANT AT THAT TIME IN OUR LIFE.
50 FEET OF THE FINES VOICE TRANSMITTING STRING WILL BE INCLUDED. WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO SHOW YOUR CHILDREN AND GRANDCHILDREN HOW ROUGH WE HAD IT. (IN THE GOOD OLE DAYS)
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Blue Fruit Loop
WooHoo Was floating in My Froot Loops this morning.
You are bidding on his Blue Froot Loop!!
Whatever else comes with the Blue Froot Loop is a Gift From Me to You!!
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Sasquatch Repellent
Created by Tim the eBay freak (or geek) who brings you some of the weirdest items on eBay! eBay seller ID Beavinsons or also know as DaddySoldMyToys!
One day I was thinking what could I make that is funny or weird that people would buy. Then it hit me EMPTY BOTTLES. You are bidding on a 4oz. empty bottle. I had the labels professionally printed so the funny packaging is fully believable.
THESE ARE GREAT GAG GIFTS! Put some water in it if you want to and give as a gift. Trick your friend by putting one in their medicine cabinet when they are not looking! It makes a great gag gift on someones desk!
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Dr. Natura Colonix
JOIN IN WITH ME TO RID BODY FAT
FROM OUR INNER BODY STARTING THIS JUNE 2007th year, AND CLEANSE
THE COLON AT THE SAME TIME!
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Cheat At Poker
Make Money Cheating at Online Poker!
Make Over $30,000 a Month Cheating at Online Poker!
A No Risk Way To BIG Money Payouts!
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Free Cable-Satellite TV
“Thats Right, Never Pay for TV again. Watch TV on your PC or Laptop Anytime You Want for FREE.
Watch Live Feeds from Your Favorite Shows and Sports Programs Without Paying a Penny"
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Kabbalah Manifesting Crystal
The Kabbalah Manifesting Crystal™
The Ultimate in Causal Engineering Technology
Everything in the universe vibrates and oscillates. Therefore the connecting link between all forms of energy is vibration, sympathetic harmony and resonance. By studying and applying the principles of quantum physics and esoteric science the psychonatical engineers at Life Technology™ were able to see beyond material matter and into the primary creative forces of nature.
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You Are a Piece Of...
Shit!
PERFECT FOR:
Ex-Boyfriends, Ex-Girlfriends, Ex-Husbands, Ex-Wives, Ex-Lovers, Ex-...
Your A-Hole Boss, Bullies, Pesky Neighbors, Best Friends, Moms & Dads, Brothers & Sisters...
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Electronic Exercise and Toning Belt!
Electronic Muscle Exercise, Toning and Relaxation Belt!
Whoever said "No Pain...No Gain" didn't have THE Ab Gymnic!
TONE YOUR MUSCLES WHILE AT WORK, HOME, OR EVEN ON THE ROAD!
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My Sports Betting System
Learn the secrets hot to win 97% of your sports bets from a statistics doctorate and betting professional.
I guareantee that once you've accessed my sports betting system, you will BLOWN COMPLETELY AWAY at how much money you'll make betting on sports!
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Disappearing Door Concept Car
I am very pleased to be able to offer this 1993 Lincoln Mark VIII prototype concept car.
This car started life as an ordinary 1993 Mark VIII but that is where the ordinary ends.
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125 Carot Natural Rough Emerald
In ancient mythology emerald was associated with mercury, the messenger of the gods and god of travel; it therefore follows that it is the protection stone of travelers. Emeralds from the vicinity of the red sea were the foundation of the wealth of the pharaohs.
Cleopatra sought to achieve eternal youth and beauty through the reflection of the most precious emeralds on her skin. The new world provided Europe with a rich source of emeralds. Many of the most famous emeralds were stolen from the Incas by the conquistadors.
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Thursday, July 12, 2007
Banana Phone
You are bidding on my Banana Phone. (Not for Human Consumption)
Anything else that comes with Banana Phone will be a free gift from me to you.
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DoubleMint Gum
You are bidding on my 5 stick pack of DOUBLEMINT GUM.
Anything that comes with it is a gift from me to you.
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Your Own Personal Life Coach From...
A PSYCH MAJOR!!
This is your chance for change. Order my services for only 19.99 for four weeks of intensive life coaching.
I am a third year psych major willing to be your personal life coach through email for one entire month.
I will email you at least once a day and over the course of a month we will set of a detailed plan to improve your life!
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Ritz
YOU ARE BIDDING ON THE RITZ
NOTHING MORE
ANYTHING ELSE THAT COMES WITH
THIS BOX OF RITZ IS
A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU
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Can of Bad Vibes
Buy Land on the Moon
You could win a telescope of similar value and function to the one pictured here!* ($2500 approximate value)
This purchase gives you 12 chances to win out of 225,000!
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Possible Metoroid
Mystery Chicken Egg Hunt Auction
What is this? Well what we have here is one of my many mystery auctions!
This paticular auction you are bidding on a Mystery Chicken Egg!
I have this crazy chicken (shown in pics) That keeps laying these wonderful mystery EGG$..
But im $ick of seeing the eggs so I have to move them out!
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Michigan J. Frog
Meet Michigan J. Frog!
Poor Michigan J Frog was... dismissed...
from the payroll when Warner Brother's was bought out and a sudden name change to Dayton's CW was announced.
Leaving Michigan J. to run the streets, parks & private property of unsuspecting Ohioians.
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End Fears and Phobias!
For People Who Want To Eliminate Fears And Phobia -- But Can't Get Started.
We know you are busy so let us get straight to the point.
Have you ever wished that you could live a life of confidence and happiness?
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3 Bags of Metal Circles
This is a round piece of metal with 3 holes in it.
It is 1 inch long and .5 inches wide. There are 12 in each bag.
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Nude Erotica
Straight from Las Vegas
* Mediaking* Presents:
Exquisite, Artistic, Female Nudes from the -
19th & early 20th centuries...
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Cherry Coke!
Cherry Coke
Cool down with this!
Try some Cherry Coke Barbecue Ribs
2 to 3 slabs (4 to 5) beef ribs
Cherry Coke to cover
Cherry Juice
Salt and pepper
2 to 3 raw
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Satan Fish
This Satan Fish parody plaque comes adhesive backed (cars and smooth indoor/outdoor surfaces) or with a magnet (for lockers, file cabinets, refrigerators).
We do not recommend magnets for cars (it'll be stolen in a week!)
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N/A Recovery Fest
A RECOVERY FEST VIII ADDICTS SIZE MUG. THIS IS A 15 OZ MUG.
BLUE IN COLOR WITH WHITE LETTERING.
THE PICTURE IS ON ONE SIDE AND THE SERVICE SYMBOL WITH RECOVERY FEST 8 AND REFUSE TO USE IS ON THE OTHER.
THERE ARE NO CHIPS OR CRACKS AT ALL.
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Choose Life!
Hey, Macarena!
Problem Blaring Bullhorn
You are bidding on a blank white envelope along with a very nice thank you note.
This auction is not in anyway a charity and shall not be advertised as so, I will not be held! responsible!, bidding is at own risk this is not in any way a Charity!!
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Dejected Rednecks Prom Dress
HI THERE, HAVEN'T BEEN ON HERE SINCE I SOLD THE MOTHER- IN- LAWS ASS ON HERE. BUT MY NEPHEW FROM WEST VIRGINNA STOPPED BY AND TOLD ME BOUT HOW HE GOT JILTED FROM THIS YOUNG STARLET DOWN THERE JUST BEFORE PROM NIGHT. SEEMS SHE...
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Toilet Shaped Planter Or Mug
The whole concept just reeks of one big pun, doesn't it. This makes a great planter or mug, if you are so inclined, probably holds about 20 ounces of liquid.
In excellent condition. No chips, cracks or crazing. Guaranteed to be a great conversation piece no matter what or where you use it.
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HMO General Anesthetic
HMO FORMULARY APPROVED GENERAL ANESTHETIC-- THIS SHOULD BE ONLY USED BY PROFESSIONALS. IN MOST CASES ONLY ONE SWIFT BLOW TO THE HEAD WILL PUT THE PATINENT UNDER FOR ENOUGH TIME TO PROFORM SURGERY SUCH AS HAVING HIS WILD OATS TURNED TO SHREDDED WHEAT. UPON COMING TO NOT EVEN HEADON WILL BRING RELIEF.
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Scalar Wave Activated Water
The Theory Behind making Activated Water
Years ago the late Linus Pauling, a Nobel Prize winner in biochemistry, established the theory of water memory transfer to explain how information becomes transferred from one water molecule to another.
In 1999 scientists at the European Union Physics Lab in France finally proved that water transfers memory via covalent bonding. Other alternative researchers from Europe have extensively investigated the subtle implications of information transfer from one water source to another
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Bram Stoker Dracula's Castle
Bram Stoker Draculas Castle is for sale and I want it!
Its really cheap....only 30 million or so.
What a bargain. I would have paid at least 31 million.
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Get A Sense Of Humor!
What Everybody Should Know... About How To Bring Happiness And Laughter To Everyone You Meet!!!
We know you are busy so let us get straight to the point. Have you ever wished that you could constantly come up with the best medicine in the world: laughter?
If so, we would like to invite you to continue reading because we would show you shortly how you can make this dream come true.
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Lucky Horse Shoe
Welcome to my summertime, digital yard sale ... I have too much stuff ... no place to store it ... no basement or garage any more ... This is all good stuff, a lot of it is new, just never used ... save a trip to the store AND save gas too ...
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Killer Hawaiian Bungee Cord
Aloha!!! Welcome to our auction!
YESTERDAY, I WAS HELPING A FRIEND TAKE A LOAD OF RUBBISH TO THE DUMP. WE GOT EVERYTHING IN THE TRUCK AND STARTED TO STRAP IT DOWN WITH A BUNGEE. WE HAD TO STRETCH IT ALL THE WAY TO TRY TO CONNECT IT FROM ONE SIDE OF THE TRUCK TO THE OTHER. WITHOUT ANY WARNING THE BUNGEE SLIPPED AND SLAPPED ME HARD IN THE MOUTH. IT RIPPED A HOLE IN MY FACE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY LIP TO MY GUM, LOOSENED A TOOTH, CUT MY GUMS, BRUISED MY LEFT EYE, MY NOSE AND NECK AND SENT ME TO THE EMERGENCY ROOM FOR 9 STITCHES.
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Leather Dungeon Razor Strap
Extraordinary Gear
Extraordinary Quality
Extraordinary Craftsmanship
Built with Extraordinary Passion
Extraordinarily Beautiful
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1890 Lawlessness Scrapbook
Aboriginal First Ghost
I am a logger in British Columbia, and as one of our long term employees was retiring, I took some pictures of his last day on the job. We are logging in old growth timber (mostly Hemlock/Balsam) up in a blind canyon.
When I previewed the pictures on my computer screen, I was amazed to see the face of what I believe to be a first nations (aboriginal) person clearly in the base of one of the logs . Why it is there? I have no idea. Who knows, had he died at the base of this tree and had his life force been forever entwined with that of the tree? I'd like to think so.
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Amazing 25 Carot Uncut Ruby
25 CT STUNNING NATURAL RUBY ROUGH UNCUT MINERAL RUBY25
The name comes from the Latin rubeus meaning `red. Because of its beauty and rarity, the Greeks called it the mother of all gemstones.
Aristotle wrote: `One of them is red like blood and is called rubinus. This is the best one of all.
The Romans called it`a flower among stones.`It is said that the ruby combines Eros, sensual love, and agape, spiritual love, and is therefore divine love in crystallized form.
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Internet Urinal
So, what we have here is an INTERNET URINAL!
On the back the captions read:
"Shopping, gaming, chat rooms, cyber dating - The internet has become an addictive and time consuming force in many people's lives.
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Mystery I Spy Fun Balls
>>> MYSTERY * I Spy Fun Balls Puzzle Game * Poster <<<
This Poster is Simply Awesome!
You won't find a higher quality poster on eBay...
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Tuesday, July 10, 2007
Mantric Satin Lubricant
Kool Tin Mystery Auction
~ MMP ~ Here! This time we have a vintage Kool cigarette tin. Circa who the hell knows.
But I can tell you that whatever is inside it. Is my free gift to you.
Also please click on the blue & red "ME" next to my name. So you can see what my last auction went for. And what was actually won.
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101 Romantic Nights!
101 Romantic Nights Dice!
101 Romantic Nights provides great spur of the moment romantic ideas with a simple roll of the dice.
With a set of these, its never been easier to spice things up.
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Brand New Bodybag
YES IT'S A REAL BODYBAG
MAKES A GREAT GIFT
YES its new and never been used. Still sealed in plastic.
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Buddah Fish
This Buddha Fish parody plaque comes adhesive backed (cars and smooth indoor/outdoor surfaces) or with a magnet (for lockers, file cabinets, refrigerators). We do not recommend magnets for cars (it'll be stolen in a week!).
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Mystery Box
ROUND 5. A lot of nice and big gifts to give.
I have gave out some good ones in the other Rounds.
I'm sure the people receiving them will be very pleased.
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Christmas In July
1,603+ Positive Feedbacks...
Mystery Jewelry Auction!
A time tested Proven Mystery Jewelry Auction and Seller, liquidating Brand New REAL Gold - Diamond - Gem Jewelry
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Toilet Aquarium
Tank fits on any toilet bowl.everything is in the box for complete set up
plants,underground filters ,charcole,air pump,hose,background,gasket,
tank bolts, and siphon hose.
unique 2 tank system, both tanks are independent neither relies on the other
for operation. can use as a table top aquarium!!!
no direct sunlight in the bath = less water maintinance.
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Bug Snap Bubble Gum
4 packs, each quantity added is 4 more additional packs. This pack of gum looks and feels real. Offer your victim a stick of gum, and when they pull the gum from the pack, out pops a creepy cock roach. This bug is attached to a spring and will "jump" out of the pack onto the victims finger. Hilarious gag gift.
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Jesus Jeez-It
Howdy,
This Jesus sticky note set is awesome.
Comes in a great little book cover (4.5" x 3.5" x 0.65")
3 types of sticky notes
group of 5 color rectangular stickies
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What's On His Mind?
DD Stainless Steel Chastity Belt
It's finally here. The deal that you have been waiting for. DD Machinery presents the SS24-7. Our all steel chastity belt for men. The SS24-7 features a slim fitting stainless steel waist band. There are D-rings on both sides of the waist band. It has an ultra slim built in locking system that is nearly impossible to pick by even the best experts.
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Chastity Belt With Breast Plate
Well here's something you don't see everyday. I think this is a vintage chastity belt with a set of breast plates of somesort??
It is very old and stiff rusty but great for decor or rehab. Thanks for looking and please see my new store for other vintage clothing, jewelry and books.
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Fountain Style Douche Enema System
***WHY PAY A STRANGER TO GIVE YOU A HIGH COLONIC, WHEN YOU CAN DO IT YOURSELF IN THE PRIVACY OF YOUR OWN HOME***
***BRAND NEW***IN FACTORY SEALED BOX***
***FAULTLESS GOODHEALTH FOUNTAIN STYLE COMBINATION DOUCHE AND ENEMA SYSTEM***
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Hillbilly Tattoo Sleeves
These have got to be the COOLEST things we have carried in a LONG time! Invisible mesh printed nylon sleeves that cover your whole entire arm to give the FLAWLESS illusion of a full arm sleeve tattoo! Since the mesh is fairly see through these will work well with ALL skin tones!
Now you can have the custom work without the pain or commitment! These sleeves are not cheap Chinese made sleeves! They will not run, they are completely washable and best of all, comfortable! Each pack comes with two completely different sleeves which can be worn on either the arms or legs!
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Bizarre Cheeto Sculpture
THIS AUCTION IS FOR THE MOST RARE.....
THE MOST UNUSUAL THING THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN ON EbAY!!!!
THIS CHEETO SCULPTURE EVOLVED IN A WAY THAT WILL (BOTH) AMUSE & AMAZE YOU!!!
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Love Gun Cupid Chucker Catapult
Love is in the air… literally! The Love Gun is a 5-3/4" (14.6 cm) red and pink plastic cupid cannon.
Just load one of the four tiny 1-1/4" (3.2 cm) plastic cupids into the compartment and shoot it at the girl or guy of your dreams. Love is not guaranteed. Illustrated blistercard.
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Signed 48 Hr. Marathon T-Shirt
Ok...First of all...
I think I am nuts for offering this Signed T-Shirt as I love it so much!
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Murphy's Law Sex Poster
VERY RARE Murphy's Law on Sex Poster FUNNY!
You are looking at a great poster. The poster measures approx. 24" X 36" and is perfect, unused, and rolled in a plastic protective tube.
It is perfect for framing or hanging on the wall. This is a great poster. Handy size for framing and/or as a gift.
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Mr. Gross Mouth
MR. Gross Mouth - He chewed tobacco and hardley ever brushed his teeth
This hinged model of the teeth, tongue and oral cavity shows the effects of smokeless tobacco use. Perfect for any DARE Officer or teacher as a prop to get the point across to the class. Don't pass this up if your serious about teaching.
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3 Pair Adult Vinyl Pants
Wear Your Condom
1 Really Mad Pizza Guy
Now Let's Piss Off the Pizza Guy!!
I just wanted you to have a little fun while you are bidding on My Complete Business Training Package!!
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Pampers Coupons
$4.50 worth for Pampers Wipes - expires 7/30/07
$4.50 worth for Pampers Diapers Jumbo pack or larger - expires 8/30/07
$4.50 worth for Pampers Diapers Jumbo pack or larger - expires 9/15/07
$15 worth for Pampers Diapers Mega Pack or larger - expires 7/30/07
(You can use Pampers coupons on Luvs items only at Target!!)
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Money Bag Full Of Cash
THE MYSTERY MAN (ME) HAS BEEN BUYING AND SELLING MYSTERY AUCTIONS FOR YEARS I AM IN IT FOR THE FUN NOT THE MONEY.
I HAVE TONS OF HAPPY RETURNING CUSTOMERS(THEY KNOW WHO THEY ARE) AND TONS OF JUST PLAIN "OL" HAPPY BUYERS!!
I PARTICIPATE IN MANY EBAY GROUPS AND THERE FORUMS AS WELL. THIS IS A REAL MYSTERY AUCTION.I LET MY FEEDBACK SPEAK FOR ITSELF!
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Alternative To Holosync
Up for auction today is the second set of Alt Holia NLP, this course is brand new and has never been used and the CDs are guaranteed to work or your money back!
Just some of the Amazing Benefits of NLP - Increase Success and Creativity
Attitude Programming - Routine and Habit Programming
Enhanced State of Focus and Awareness - Increased Physical Awareness
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Party Pooper
Coors Light Beer Box Hat
This coors light hat is made from a real beer box and is officially licensed. They are made in the USA and made with quality. Think of how strong those boxes have to be to support the weight of 24-30 beers! Now add the stitched reinforcement that goes around the edge of the hat, with a wire ring inside.
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Paris Lepard Sexy Bling Bling
You see Paris Hilton and all the glam stars of today walking around with their pooches and they have on studded collars and fancy little shirts, designer carriers and dog cookies and so now, it's not just for the super rich,"
Some of the fancy things they are making for dogs these days include rhinestone satin jackets, sequined tank tops and little furry booties so their paws don't get cold. Do pets even know they're getting presents? Do they even care? "I think typically it's meeting a human need (rather) than the pet's needs,"
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Chastity Belt For Men
Take a look at our economy belt. Although it's designed mostly for play, it is designed for serious play. This belt is made with 24ga. Stainless steel, cover with black vinyl backing, and a clear vinyl over the front. Has the same slim and sleek designs as our deluxe belt. This belt is designed for short time play, and short time security.
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My Umbrella
Will you be the one to stand under my umbrella?
I'm giving up my umbrella
"Everything under my umbrella"
Is a gift from me to you!!
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My Butt
The "Jack Pack" is......
A lot of people, women and men alike, love staring at my butt.
The latter creeps me out a tad, but hey, to each his own...
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Mystery Boxes
Due to my auction being pulled I can't list what sort of gifts are in the boxes there are well worth the money.
There are very nice items. Here is some feedback I have received from the buyers so you can get an idea of what you could receive.
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Ruin Anybody
People become "missing" for a variety of reasons. If the person has taken flight from the authorities for criminal acts, it is not likely this person will leave behind the typical "trails" that investigators look for. This is why you need:
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Quantum Microvortex
THE QUANTUM MICROVORTEX DNA ACTIVATOR™
12 Strand DNA Activation For Spiritual Transformation.
What is DNA?
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Amethyst Purple Ray Activator
THE AMETHYST VIOLET RAY ACTIVATOR™
Incorporating Amethyst Crystal For Healing And Transformation
YOU ARE A BEING OF LIGHT
From your innermost essence to your physical body, you are made of and nourished by a continuous flow of life force. This life force is a current of light which springs from the source of life itself. When it flows freely, you experience joy, vitality, and vibrant health.
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Fat Burning Belt
Imagine Yourself Literally MELTING Unwanted Fat From Your Waist And Other Problem Areas....
While Watching TV, Reading Your Favorite Magazine Or Even Sitting At Your Computer Surfing The Web.....
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Feng Shui Potent Sex Pheromone
The long awaited STRONGEST LEGAL STRENGTH - scented pheromone cologne!
Max Pheromone (tm) is by far the BEST and the STRONGEST Pheromone product!
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Canon Plans
Both the Launcher (bazooka type) and the Mortar add on plans all in one!!!!!!!
Gotta Like that!!!!!!!!
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Akita Pup Hood Mask
FULL LEATHER HOOD
Akita hood has been our best seller and for 2007 we made it even better.
Top grain cowhide leather that is thick yet buttery soft is used on the outside and inner lining.
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Time Travel Database
What is time? Is time travel possible? For centuries, these questions have intrigued mystics, philosophers, and scientists.
Much of ancient Greek philosophy was concerned with understanding the concept of eternity, and the subject of time is central to all the world's religions and cultures. Can the flow of time be stopped?
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Sexual Power Activator
Pen Pal
You will not see me, but you will like me. I am the Pen Pal for life you have been looking for. I am nothing special. I am not famous.
I have a life, family and job. Intersting yes. Is this differnt to you. To some yes to other's it sounds cool. I could be near you or far away.
Winner gets my email then we began a lifetime of pen pal. Nothing will be sent via mail. All email.
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Wall Mounted Gumball Machine
A real-life working lolly dispenser, which makes an original and novel hanging decorationin any room! Set inside a silver frame, the Gumball Machine has a clear window allowing you to see all your chewy delights, and makes for a fun and colourful wall feature Turn the silver knob to liberate your candy!
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Jackal Latex Gas Mask
Jackal Gas Mask - Be the Life of the Party!
Wild Gasmasks is run by R. Collazo, the designer of the gas mask in this auction. This piece is made with great care to assure the best quality; made from 100% natural latex and 3mm thick for serious latex enthusiasts. This gasmask uses standard 40mm NATO thread and can accomodate other available mask accessories.
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Unlock Your Inner Chimp
Quit monkeying around with all those look-alike keys - pop a perky primate on top! Mon-KEYS are stretchable durable covers that fit over almost any shape key, adding a playful touch to a normally ho-hum object. You can even give ‘em names. I call mine Cheeky, Che, Kong, Darwin, Spank, and Nigel. 6 Mon-Keys come packed on a clear peggable clamshell card per lot.
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Giant Ugly Doll
Rock Or Birds Egg?
Rock / Stone / Pebble that looks like a bird's egg.
You are bidding on a small rock that looks like a bird's egg.
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Custom Wedding Cake Topper
Step 1: Send us your clear photo by e-mail.
Remarks: As photos are the main component for producing the hand-made customized ceramic doll, photo selection is very important.
Step 2: choose the pose
We provide 5 different best selling pose for your selection, please choose one. If you have special pose, please tell us.
Step 3: We will make sculpture according to your photo.
After this is done, we proceed to the first high temperature heating process, which have to be completed before proceeding on to do the features of customers. Upon completion of the features process, our first quality control check is carried out before going through the heating process again. Finally, after second heat-up, the artist will work on the make-up and hair-do of the doll.
Step 4: Your OOAK sculpture finished
After a final round of quality control and approval, the product is sent to the assembly and packaging department to mount with the body and landscape. The finished product is carefully handled and packed for dispatch to our customers.
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Stickler Vehicle
You are looking at the Stickler, vehicle mounted and powered log splitter. Mounted on the rear hub of your vehicle, it works like a giant woodscrew to split the round of wood.
It truly is the fastest and easiest way to split your firewood. But you don't have to take just my word for that. Following is a direct quote from Mother Earth News Magazine.
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Martian Stress Doll
This little bugger is 4 1/2" tall and made of soft orange rubber.
When you squeeze it, its eyes, ears and nose pop out.
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Rosie The Riveter Bobble Head
With a confident nod from her oversized head, the Rosie Nodder will give you the reassurance you so desperately need. Each 7" tall, hard plastic figure captures the likeness of Rosie the Riveter, the inspirational poster girl representing the women who worked on the home front during WWII. Her "We Can Do It" motto is printed on the base to give you the extra encouragement you need to navigate traffic or finish a project before the deadline.
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Out Of Body Experience
Have you ever wished you could experience something so amazing it would change your life forever?
Maybe say hello to friends or family who have died and talk with them or other spirits to get some advice.
How about spending some time on a beach in the Caribbean without having to board an airplane or paying a visit to your past or future.
While in your Astral Body they are all possible, the limits are only the bounds of your imagination.
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Happiness!
*Note: This item is an Audio Mp3 Download of the Subliminal CD.
No physical product would be shipped.
Download instructions would be made available to you after payment.
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Deviant Housewife...
Albert Einstein Action Figure
Albert Einstein's name has become synonymous with brilliance. What better way to celebrate the man who is probably the most important thinker of the 20th century than with an action figure?
Dressed for intense classroom action, this 5" tall, hard plastic Einstein Action Figure stands with a piece of chalk in his hand, poised to explain relativity or do battle with the forces of entropy.
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Sigmund Freud Action Figure
Celebrate the great achievements of the man responsible for modern psychotherapy.
5" tall and holding a distinctly phallic cigar.
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Pig Hat!
Oinking Pig Hat with Sound and Lights!
This hat will fit children, teens and adults.
It is perfect for Easter, Snowboarding, Halloween, Christmas gift, School Plays or NFL football games and parties.
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Something You Want
I will send you a package. In it you will find things that you wish to have or was thinking to get but shay to get it in a store all products are new in the box the total value of it will be up to $100 or so in stores this is not for your kids it is for you or the one you love...
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Mission Imposible Boobs
You are looking at 2 great wooden BOOBS
THESE WERE USED TO SHOW THE DIRECTIONS TO THE FILM SET WHEN "MISSION IMPOSSIBLE" WAS BEING FILMED IN AUSTRALIA
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20 Fart Bags
Safe Can Fire Extinguisher
Become Invisible!
Digital delivery only: This is a digital item.
Digital delivery information provided by the seller will be made available immediately upon payment.
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Trebuchet?
(SLINGSHOT/CATAPULT)
FULLY WORKING
GEOMETRICALLY TO SCALE
LOAD IT UP...
...AND PULL THE LEVER (TRIGGER)
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Attract Women
"Attract Women....."From a Womans Point of View" + 15 Sexy Shower Pictures!
For the Average Frustrated Male, Who's Unlucky With Women or the guy who just wants more...
Stop Chasing After Women, and Let the Women Chase You...Learn Proven, Secret Techniques That Will Make Ladies Fall in Love With You Every Single Time!
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WooHoo Penis Enhancement!
The EXTENDERPLUS® Enlarger normally sells for $298, GET IT HERE ON EBAY FOR $199.95
DON'T BE FOOLED BY THOSE GADGETS OR MIRACLE CREAMS OUT THE MARKET!
GET THE REAL THING WITH PROVEN RESULTS!
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Ca. Town For Sale
Digital Aerial photography of Bridgeville CA and the rest of Humboldt County California.
The Aerial Photography CD will change the way you view your county!
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Psychotronic Money Magnet
The Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Ultra Advanced Micro Version 1.0
The Ultimate in Financial Abundance Engineering Technology
The Ultra Advanced Psychotronic Money Magnet™ Micro Version 1.0 has been introduced to allow the greatest number of people to experience the blessings of Financial Abundance Engineering™.
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Harley Barbie
Wears a very hip black leather jacket with silver studs & working zipper.
A Harley T-Shirt
Black leggings & Biker boots with buckles!
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Break Up Bandages
Heal your wounded heart with one of these sassy bandages.
Let the bandage do all the talking and you might just get a date.
"Single and Ready to Mingle" written on bandage.
Contains 20 Bandages in a beautiful tin.
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Wake Up Call
*Note: This item is an Audio Mp3 Download of the Subliminal CD.
No physical product would be shipped. Download instructions would be made available to you...
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Bling Bling
You are bidding on a mystery box and only a box.
Anything that comes with this box is a gift from me to you.
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Unopened Football Packs!
We have just acquired Millions of Football cards from an estate sale of a former sports card store owner!
Above is just a small sample of this huge collection of unopened boxes and cases that we have acquired.
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5 Carot Diamond Ring!
1 of a kind, original, authenic, handmade platinum diamond ring.
It has traveled far to many places. With countless hours and months that has been put into it...
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Peanut Shaped Like Baby Chick
Most Amazing Bar Of Soap!
Bird Doo
Naughty Tooth Fairy!
Welcome to the Naughty Tooth Fariy Auction
Last night the Tooth Fairy came and filled up my pillowcase full of naughty and nice gifts you don't want to miss it.
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Devil On The Can
Devil On The Can Velvet Painting: SATAN on BLACK VELVET
This is an original hand-painted Tijuana Black Velvet Satan Painting from "The Tijuana Black Velvet Standards of Indignico Inc. ~ The Limitless Edition" ~
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Name A Gymnasium
Did you ever want a facility named after you or a loved one? School gymnasium name available!
Disclaimer: Must be approved by nonprofit501(3)(c) Board of Directors (non-offensive).
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2 Used Jockey Thongs
2 pairs of Jockey brand thongs.
One is white and the other is blue.
Both are size large and have been worn and washed.
They are in good condition and very comfortable.
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Real Tooth Necklace
I don't know where this necklace came from.
I think it came with a house I bought in a "bad part" of town.
It's made up entirely of teeth (none human) joined by a leather strap.
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Razor
YOU ARE BIDDING ON A RAZOR ONLY..
*ANYTHING THAT COMES WITH IT IS A GIFT FROM ME TO YOU*
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Seduction Guide Girls With TV
Over 300 pages of research & techniques!
Here's the table of contents - General rules:
3 seconds to success -
How to look & Feel you best...
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Adult Novelty Toilet Paper
GREAT ADULT GIFT
A TALKING PIECE FOR THE TOILET
Erase a bad memory with every single wipe!
It's cheaper than a lawyer!
It's more fun than therapy!
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Haunted Picture
*WARNING*
This picture is haunted!
The picture was given to me recently by a relative who says that the souls of up to three murdered joggers appear to be jogging on the trail!
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My Monkey Is Giving All Of My Stuff Away
WELL, WHILE THE LAST ENVELOPE AUCTION WAS RUNNING,
AND THAT DARN MONKEY WAS GIVING
ALL MY STUFF AWAY.
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Cheez Whiz
It's Baaack!
You are bidding on a jar of CHEEZ WHIZ!
(not for human consumption).
Anything that comes with the jar is a gift from me to you!
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Bearded Man On Butter Knife
You just won't believe this until you see it!! I couldn't believe my eyes when I glanced down at my cutlery on my placemat at a local restaurant.
We were out for dinner at! I happend to glance down and the light was hitting the butter knife and right away all I saw was a bearded mans face in the water stain!
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Handmade Chenille Quilt
Proceeds from this auction go to
.....North West Disability Services.....
to provide services and resources for it's clients
This gorgeous quilt was handcrafted by a wonderfully talented volunteer
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George Bush Jr's Presidential Watch
GEORGE BUSH'S WATCH
OK, FIRST I EXPLAIN. MY NAME IS VALMIR. I AM GREAT ALBANIAN MAGIC MAN. WHEN GEORGE BUSH COME MY COUNTRY, MY FRIENDS BET ME I CANNOT TAKE GEORGE BUSH WATCH.... I WIN BET.... NICE!
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Historic Stag Film Projector
This film projector showed the very first stag film even seen in East Moline, IL back in 1947. Some boys, just back from the war, got together for their friend's bachelor party. Elmer Ditmeier was to marry Lucille LeGrande the next day, but his buddies, all with the 121st Airborne, wanted to have a proper send off ol' Elmer.
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Nilla Wafer Box!
NILLA WAFER BOX!!!!
NOTE: ANYTHING ELSE I GIVE YOU IN THIS AUCTION IS MY GIFT TO YOU!!!
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Holy Cow Shocking CD!
WE ARE ALMOST OUT OF STOCK ON THIS CD!
WE HAVE ONLY THE QUANITY IN THIS AUCTION AND WE WILL NOT MAKE ANOTHER!
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Gold Capped Tooth
This auction is for an old gold capped molar I got in a box at a garage sale.
I don't know much about, like how much it weighs or anything, or how many karats, etc
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Diamonds! Rubies! Monster Mystery Auction
MONSTER $3500 MYSTERY BOX AUCTION!
Welcome to my Monster mystery box!
This auction is guaranteed to be valued over $3000.00!!
You are bidding on A Monster mystery box and only a box, the Free gifts inside are just that FREE gifts!!
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Traveling Shoes Round 7
You are bidding on 1 pair of Traveling Shoes!
Hanes Her Way size 6
Simply add your name & state and re-auction them off.
Free Bonus! Smiley Laces Included!
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WooHooMysteryMan Memorabilia
The Ultimate WooHooMysteryMan Collection is now up for sale!
Everything is included in this 1 lot.
If you are a WooHooMysteryMan Fan, don't miss out on this one time only opportunity!
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137 LB Rubber Band Ball
VERY LARGE BALL OF RUBBER BANDS. MY GOAL WAS TO BEAT THE WORLD RECORD.
I GOT OFF TO A GOOD START BUT IT BECAME PRETTY EXPENSIVE. I AM READY TO PASS THE BALL OFF.
IT CURRENTLY WEIGHS A LITTLE MORE THAN 137LBS.
ALL I CAN SAY IS THAT THAT IS A LOT OF RUBBER BANDS. AS YOU CAN SEE IN THE COUPLE OF PICTURES IT IS RATHER LARGE
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Starhawk Walking To Mercury
"The word mercury conjures many images--the messenger god, the planet that rules over communication, the liquid metal that defies attempts to be held--images that form the backbone of Walking to Mercury, a story chronicling the early life of Maya Greenwood. Readers familiar with Starhawk's fiction may remember Maya as the 21st-century rebel leader who was introduced in...
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SE Texas Ceiling Fan Dust
BE THE FIRST TO OWN YOUR VERY OWN GENUINE AGED SOUTHEAST TEXAS CEILING FAN DUST. THIS IS A COLLECTION OF ABOUT THREE MONTHS WORTH SO I KNOW THAT IT HAS AGED TO PERFECTION AND WAS READY TO BE HARVESTED. THIS IS A VERY RARE FIND AND WILL NEVER BE DUPLICATED.
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Choose My Next Tattoo
I am giving you the chance of a lifetime! You get to chose what my next tattoo will be. It will go on my left arm. Tattoo dimensions will not exceed 3" wide by 2" high.
Want me to have your website tattooed? Your name? Your cartoon character? Anything you want will permanently be tattooed on me until I die!
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Weird Looking Knife
Very weird looking. Is it a knife got me but it sure is cool looking.
Has a nylon carrier. Measures 8 7/8" long and 4" wide.
Carrier has a place so can be carried on a belt. Very sharp. New still has wrapping.
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Bogart And Fields Caricature Statues
Delightful pair of caricature-like statues resembling Humphrey Bogart and WC Fields. They are 16" tall and although I'm not quite sure what the material is, they are very heavy. They are in good condition with just a few signs of wear.
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Personalized Email From Me
I'll make this real simple. BUY MY STUDENT LOANS.
Pay in full or buy what you want of it.
I've got enough to share so if you want to go in as a group that is also fine.
If you have always wanted to know what it is like to be a student fresh out of school here is your chance.
To see what it feels like. Live the high life.
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Bendy Ronald Reagan
1987 Spitting Image cardboard box with a free Spitting Image Bendy. At least this is how it is advertised on the box. This Bendy is Ronald Reagan.
These things are a little weird. They are made of foam rubber. You put your fingers into holes that are in the back of the head, and can "animate" the face.
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2 Headed Mouse
FREAK 2 HEADED MOUSE CIRCUS SIDESHOW GAFF. THIS MUSEUM QUALITY FREAK GAFF WAS MADE BY FIENDISH CURIOSITIES "PROF. BURNABY Q. ORBAX .THIS GAFF WAS MADE FROM REAL MICE. MODERN TAXIDERMY TECHNICS WAS USED TO LAST A LIFE TIME.
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8 Natural Pressed Four Leaf Clovers
This is for a lot of 7 four leaf clovers and one with five leaves (the one at the bottom middle).
These have all been picked by me in my yard in Virginia that's FULL of clover patches.
I'm constantly looking for them and will usually find one if I look hard enough. So....these that I'm offering to you come from months of searching!
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Seizure Inducing GIF
This is a standard GIF animation file.
If you can put this file on your Windows desktop background in "tile" mode and then stare at the result without inducing a seizure, you probably do not have an epileptic condition.
Not medically accepted nor approved. The buyer assumes all responsibility for use and distribution of this file.
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Heart Shaped Potato
Rare one of a kind Beauty! 100 % Pure Russett Potato. I opened a 10 pound sack of spuds, Reached in and out came this almost perfect heart shaped potato or I could see where it has a very strong resemblance to some serious vegetable cleavage [Chest or Butt] It's aprox. 3 1/2 inches tall and about 3 inches wide and 1 1/2 inches thick. It weighs in at 7.6 ounces.
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Green Felt With...
This is a large green felt piece of fabric packed in a plastic sleeve and rubber bands.
I could not figure out what ti is when we found it at my Grandpa's house.
In his usual methotical way he spend more time and money on preparing and storing something. Inside the roll is a jigsaw puzzle.
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I am now selling my "Pride and Joy" ...
My "Bread and Butter Money-Maker" ...
My Most Impressive Passive-Income Website EVER
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Looking For A Caboose?
This caboose belonged to a bachelor who lived in it full-time for several years. He relocated and has decided to sell this fully outfitted caboose. This is the real thing, not a toy or just a building made to look like a caboose. This one actually ran the rail for many years.
When it was retired he bought it and converted it to his living quarters. It has cooking stove, refrigerator, AC, shower, kitchen sink, sleeping area, and water heater. It's wired for phone and electricity. It's plumbed for hot and cold water, sewage and gas.
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Mike Tyson Boxer Jail Suit
MIKE TYSON DOLL
Mike is decked out in a prison outfit. this doll was produced around 1993 when mike went to jail.
Mike has a vinyl head and boxing gloves.
His body is cloth. It comes mint in original bag.
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God Touched My Bible!
I was reading my bible one night around 11:30, and it started to flap by itself. I thought i was shaking the bed, so I just laid there motionless but the two side continued to move about half an inch up and down.
I checked the air, but the current wasn't even close to the bible, and also there were no windows open. It moved for about 40 seconds until i closed it and opened it back up.
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Haunted Talking Chucky
My wife and I recently began acting as a half-way house for an adoption agency, which allows us to temporarily house children until they are adopted by foster parents.
Last month we welcomed a kind 8 year old boy named James into our home. A very kind and self-kept boy, James spent most of his time playing with this doll, which initially reminded me of the ‘Chuckie’ doll from the movie Child’s Play...
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Bug Terminater
You are Viewing A...
You are about to witness The ultimate in Mother natures...
BUG and Varmint control system...
If you are the least bit squeemish.. about viewing death and turmoil...
Laced with anxiety, desperation, and down-right stark terror....
Then you need not proceed any further...
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Real Alligator Head
THIS IS A 6" REAL ALLIGATOR HEAD THAT I ACQUIRED AT AN INDIAN POW WOW.
THEY ARE NOT SEEN EVERY DAY. IT IS DRIED AND COATED FOR PROTECTION.
IT IS IN EXCELLENT CONDITION AND HAS ALL OF HIS TEETH.
THE MOUTH IS OPEN SLIGHTLY TO SHOW THOSE POINTY DAGGERS.
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My Undying Love And Affection
If you are the winner of this auction, you will receive:
-A printed certificate, signed by me, Hunter (an attractive, 21 year-old Californian male,) certifying that you are the focus of my undying love and passion.
-Some pictures of me to show your friends the one who loves you so dearly.
-My perpetual love and desire for you, body and soul.
Will you win me? You decide!
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Apple Iphone Bought By Spike Lee
Keep A Child Alive is a campaign that offers people the opportunity to provide lifesaving antiretroviral (ARV) medicine and support services directly to children and families with HIV/AIDS in some of the worlds poorest countries.
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Trebuchet Slingshot
Pirates Of The Caribbean
AARGH!! ME HEARTY'S
DIRTY HARRY'S PROUDLY BRINGS YOU...
THE CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW COSTUME.
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Think Your Good In Bed?
You could be better...
Instant Download With Immediate Paypal Purchase!
Many Pictures and Diagrams To Help You Be Better In Bed!
A recent survey shows that 70% of women either have cheated, are cheating, or would take the chance to do so if given the opportunity. Once a woman has a man, their sexuality is forced into a predictable role and their sex life becomes bland and repetitive. Yet, deep inside, they remain to be the same sexual beings they always used to be.
A girl friend of mine who I talked to just a month ago amitted to me that she cheated on her husband for a potbellied, jobless, live-at-home bum. She told me she had never found another lover like him again and couldn’t resist satisfying in her guilty pleasure.
After reading my eBooks, you will learn how to meet her sexual desires and turn yourself into the man she has always fantasized about.
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Urine Blacklite?
FIND OUT WHERE SPOT DONE IT WITH THE URINE BLACKLITE.
SHINE ON THOSE CRAZY SPOTS AND FIND OUT WHERE THAT NASTY SMELL IS COMING FROM.
GREAT FOR PARTIES TOO!!
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Sunscreen
Leather Hanging Supspension Swing!
~ One Man, One Workshop ~
~ One Piece at a Time ~
Each and every item is made by PaddleDaddy himself.
Whether it's working with wood or leather, I believe everything I make should be functional and beautiful at the same time.
My gear is all handcrafted in my shop using the finest hard and soft woods, high quality latigo leather, and durable hardware.
Product designs are constantly test by experienced players to ensure that you will get the most value and enjoyment out of your purchase.
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Fly Swatter
Chicken Noodle Soup! For The Soul?
A CAN OF "AMERICA'S FAVORITE" CAMBELLS CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP. SOUP IN THE CAN IS GOOD, HOWEVER POLICY RULES STATE THAT THIS WILL NOT BE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION.
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Pure Cane
Latin America's Finest!
You are bidding on 100 grams of pure crystal powder.
It belonged to my deadbeat husband before he cheated on me with my best friend. Payback is a $#!*%
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Last White Rat Autograph Vanbiesbrouck?
Scott "Rat" Mellanby killed a rat in the locker room and started the plastic rat throwing craze early in the 1995-96 season that accompanied Florida's run to the finals. Rat Throwing Panthers fans saw their young team ride the coattails of netminder John Vanbiesbrouck and 30-goal man Mellanby to an unbelievable 92-point season.
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College Term Papers For Sale
ALL TOPICS, WRITTEN BY SUCCESSFUL WRITERS AND CHECKED BY TEACHERS.
Acceptance Essays American History
Anatomy Physiology Animal Science
Anthropology Architecture
Art Astronomy
Biographies Book Reports
Business Computers
Economics Education
Engineering English
Environment Ethics??
European History Foreign Languages
Geography Government/Politics
Health/Beauty History
Human Sexuality Legal Issues
Marketing Mathematics
Medicine Movies/TV
Music Mythology
Philosophy Physics
Political Science Psychology
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Transformer
1984 (c) Transformer, SHOCKWAVE, part of the Decepticon Operations
Transforms from a Laser Gun to a Robot and back
Has original Toys R Us price sticker of $23.97
Never Opened
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Priceless Art
AN ORIGINAL DRAWING/DOODLE!!!
I'm not sure what the image is, but it does draw laughter out of anyone when they see it.
The composition was drawn on a torn of piece of a beer box (Miller lite to be specific) and it was drawn with a sharpie marker.
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Farts In A Jar
I have been farting in this jar for a couple of weeks now, and I think it's finally full. You're bidding on this stinky, smelly jar of my gas.
Play a prank on your friends!
Enjoy the smells for yourself!
Whatever!
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Chocolate Chip Cookie Butt Crack
A real chocolate chip cookie butt crack!! what a find in a bowl of cookies.
Its fresh and clean just cracked the seal today june24,07.
Along with the cookie you will get a roll of toilet paper to keep your cookie clean.
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Cheezies Rare Exotic Bird
100% RARE! NO OTHER LIKE IT!
You are bidding on a rare 2007 Hawkins Cheezie Bird look-a-like cheezie! Cheezie is exactly as shown!
I found this Hawkins Cheezie in a bag of cheezies at work, it was lunch time and it was the last bag of cheezies in the vending machine. I wanted a snack so I bought the cheezies.
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Day Of The Dead Bride
HERE IS A REALLY NICE DAY OF THE DEAD BRIDE.... CUSTOM MADE WORK OF ART I CREATED... (MEASURES: 6 1/4 INCHES TALL X 2 4/8 INCHES WIDE AT THE BOTTOM).... AWESOME PAINT JOB I DID ON THIS PIECE....
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Piece Of The Berlin Wall!
Lineman Belt Garden City Ks.
You are bidding on aBelt buckle says on front" Underground-Overhead-Metering School, 1984, Garden City, Ks", and backWheatland Electric Coop Inc., Garden City, Ks. 67846, LIMITED EDITION No. 140 of 300, Ultra Ent. Inc, Denver, Colo, Copyright 1983. In good shape, about 3" across.
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Viola And Daisy Hilton Siamese Twins
This photograph shows "Siamese" twins, Daisy Hilton typing while her inseparable sister Viola sews. 1924, November 29.
The archival index card that accompanied the photograph stated: "Twins are capable of earning living in practical pursuits."
Actual photograph is much sharper and detailed than the resolution scanned image used here.
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Scary Faces On Bread
I sliced some french bread and two of the slices have very scarey faces on them. These faces have not been altered and are actually as you see in the picture. The bread has been dried and is hard to the touch. No mold or mildew. The smiles on the face are sinister.
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George W. Smokin...
Never easy to find, these pendants have been made by hobos, vagabonds, and traveling craftsmen for decades.
They probably became the most famous for being sold at Grateful Dead shows since the sixties, but were being made long before that.
Likely the first was made in 1932, the year that Washington first appeared on the US quarter...
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2 Envelopes Sent To Paris Hilton In Jail
FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!
We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*
This auction is for:
Own a piece of Hollywood history! Set of 2 framed stamped and opened mail envelopes sent to Paris Hilton, Century Regional Detention Facility, Booking #9424185, 11705 S. Alameda St., Lynwood, CA 90262.
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Star Trash Paris HIlton
FROM YOUR FAVORITE STAR'S TRASH STRAIGHT TO YOUR HOME!
We guarantee that each item comes from the trash bins outside the celebrity's home!*
This auction is for:
PARTY ANIMAL Organic gourmet empty dog food can! People Magazine online reported that six cases of this gourmet dog food were delivered to Paris' house, along with a large fruit basket from Edible Arrangements that included chocolate-covered strawberries, grapes and melons on Thursday, June 7, 2007.
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International Wind-Breaking Contest
- THE ORIGINAL VINTAGE -
INTERNATIONAL
WIND-BREAKING
- CONTEST -
Excellent, like new. CD is scratch-free...
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Fight For The Little Guy!
Ok, here’s the deal. I was a victim of predatory lending. I’m not saying it isn’t my fault, but I was definitely lead down the rosy path!
I am the third generation to live on this farm and this is my last shot to keep it. I understand this may seem a little weird, a gimmick if you will, but definitely not any sort of scam.
I want to be clear on what you are getting. I am selling off the farm in square feet, 1 inch thick. If you really want, I can box up and send you a one foot by one foot by one inch equivalent bag of good Minnesota black dirt for 99 cents plus shipping and handling or preferably you would leave it where it is and know you helped out a nice guy!
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Hell Raiser Music Box
"LeMarchand's first and arguably most classic, puzzle construct. It's complexity was managed by expanding on the design of a similar box designed and constructed by Albertus Magnus in the thirteenth century. When operated properly, a pleasing melody issues from within which belies its true nature."
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Cell Daru
This is an auction for Cell Daru the AA Battery, if you buy this auction, you would have this wonderful battery Cell Daru the Battery is special because you don't have to feed it, and you don't have to put so much time into taking care of it.
He loves to hear your stories this is great for those people who love to talk.
There are many people out there who would appreciate someone so special like Cell Daru. So act fast bid and win this wonderful character.
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Keep The Kids Cool This Summer!
Unleash the kid inside you!
With...
D'ziner Snow - Instant SNOW!
Just add water, mix and play!
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Original Pet Poo
Show that you can, indeed, give a poo: to your friends, co-workers, bosses, loved ones, not-so-loved ones and so on (the possibilities are endless!).
Best of all, our poos don't stink! It's scent-free and durable (we've thrown it against a brick wall and it bounced!).
Our Pet Poos are approximately 1.5" in diameter (a convenient size that will fit in your purse or pocket!). It's deluxe carrying case, made of translucent plastic polyethelene is approximately 2" high and wide.
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Frog Shot Glass Holder
HE is a girthy 4 inches tall - Glass covers head and shaft leaving balls exposed.
Perfect condition.
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Bag Of Grits
One Bag Of REAL Grits!
If you never tried 'em, you been missin' out on one of the best tastin' southern foods of all times.
They're so good, you'll wanna eat 'em with your hands...
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Please Help Me Get To The Races
WELL WORN BUT REALLY COMFORTABLE PAIR OF LEVI 501 BUTTON DOWN BLUE JEANS THAT MY WIFE FOUND WHILE CLEANING OUT OUR CLOSET AND THREW IN A PILE TO BE THROWN OUT, WHEN QUESTIONED ABOUT HER ACTIONS SHE GOT SMART WITH ME AND TOLD ME TO PUT THEM ON EBAY AND IF THEY SOLD SHE WOULD PAY FOR ME TO GO TO A NASCAR RACE...
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